This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Is Finally Having Her 1,187,366th Baby!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where, after taking Thanksgiving week off, we head to the new magazine shop filled with mean employees only to discover that—surprise, surprise—they don’t have any of the tabloids out in the morning, which forces us to schlep to another neighborhood in the rain to the reliable magazine store, interact with filled with friendly employees, and read the entire Sandy B interview while on the train to back to the office while getting low-key glared at by someone for openly reading People.