This Wrestler Apparently Has A Very Powerful Penis

There's the spectacle that is the WWE, and then there's whatever the hell this is.

"Joey Ryan uses his penis to win a test of strength over Danshoku Dino at DDT Pro Wrestling in Osaka, Japan, on November 28th, 2015!" the caption under the Youtube video reads. Well, OK then. But we still have many, many questions that will probably never get answered.

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