Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Rob Schneider
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What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
I write a novel. Then to prove that I'm just doing it for me, I burn it and then have some waffles.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
I usually try to order a extra gluten tequila.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Sandler.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
A shuffleboard table.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
The Legendary Boxing Trainer Joe Goosen.
What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
My smiling little daughter.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
The TSA at the airport in the Midwest thought my green tea was something else green. They called the police over and we both laughed. And then we smoked it anyway.
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What is your TV guilty pleasure?
Botched! I usually watch until I throw up.
What's the first CD you bought?
I was around for 8 tracks! I remember my first cassette! The Kinks!
And what music are you currently listening to?
We have some terrific music in Real Rob! I love Antonio Carlos Jobim and Johnny Hartman with John Coltrane.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Spanish Jamon Imberico.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
A Fish Called Wanda.
What toppings do you like on your pizza?
I f#%king hate pineapple on pizza! Just the goat cheese and basil, please.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
My daughter spitting out the organic food that I cooked for her. And my wife, Patricia not putting food back in the fridge!
What was your first online screen name?
Cedric (the Bellman in Home Alone 2.)
What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?
How to say "Real Rob begins streaming on Netflix in Mexico and all Latin America December 1st" in Spanish.
What’s your favorite curse word?
Bi-ahtch!
What's your favorite emoji?
Dollar sign with nipple pasties.
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Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Guppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
Los Angeles... in the winter!
Twitter or Instagram?
Instahate.
Bacon or Nutella?
Jamon.
Britney or Christina?
Tiffany.
Coffee or tea?
Tea Station in San Gabriel.
NSYNC or BSB?
Bay City Rollers.
2am or 2pm?
Sleep at 2am, wake up at....
Beyonce or Rihanna?
Either of them, as long as they are tripping on stage.
Netflix and chill or just Netflix?
Netflix and season 2 of Real Rob!
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Lizzie Borden
And finally: tell us a secret.
My Netflix stock paid for most of the filming of Real Rob! Shhhhh!!!
Real Rob is now streaming at Netflix.