The K-word: we name baby number 2

What do you think the new addition to the Kardashian-West family should be named? We have some suggestions

Okay, Kim and Kanye ... what’s it gonna be?

Having set the bar so high by naming their first child North, just how exactly is the world’s favourite celebrity couple going to top that?

The better odds favour even more ridiculousness. Oh to be a fly on the wall as Kimye scroll through all the options (you didn’t think they would write it down in pencil, did you?). Are they arguing? Talking to agents? Brokers? The suspense is killing me.

And so, while we wait, and since everybody else seems to be doing it, I’m throwing my picks into the ring as well. Who knows, perhaps Kim or Kanye, racked with indecision, will see this list and a lightbulb will go off. Maybe they’ll even name it eKsteen or something. I’m just saying. You know how they love the letter K.

Here are my top Kontenders ...

Kris: This one’s great for the indecisive cos you can change it after 72 days.

Kalabasas: Home is, after all, where the heart is. And imagine the advertising opportunities.

Kaptein: Foreign languages remain forever cool in celebrity circles and wouldn’t it just be awesome if Kurt Darren could sing at the baptism in Bloem.

Kash: Cos it’s king. Duh!

Rob: Because social media tweets are forever, the Kardashians are essentially immortal. And what better way to replace the black sheep in the family (sock promoting Rob) than with a bi-racial one (Baby number 2). After a while, no one will care about the difference. The Kardashians are weird anyway.

Easton: This one’s been doing the rounds on social media today. The perfect choice for those who have long ago lost their moral compass. Admittedly, it does have a certain ring to it.