58 Thoughts Every Person Has When Buying Their First NYC Home
So I have to put 20% down PLUS pay a maintenance fee PLUS pay my mortgage PLUS get insurance PLUS pay taxes? *collapses*
1) Is this the worst decision?
2) Am I going to be house-poor for the rest of my life?
3) Should I just wait a few more years and save some more so I can buy a whole HOUSE instead of a tiny apartment?
4) No. I can barely keep my room tidy, let alone an entire goddamn house. Let's wait a little on that one.
5) Can someone please explain to me, for the 20th time, the difference between a condo and a co-op?
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6) OK, I think (??) I understand. Let's see what's out there.
7) *Googles mortgage calculators to determine what I can afford*
8) Oh, cool, absolutely nothing in my budget.
9) Uh, WTF is an HOA fee?
10) Hold on — so I'm going to have to put 20% down PLUS pay a maintenance fee PLUS pay my mortgage PLUS get insurance PLUS pay taxes?
11) OMG I am never going to be able to afford a condo.
*months pass*
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