Grading Each RIZIN Fighter's Performance.

Rizin was a HUGE success and showed the world just how skillful elite MMA fighters can be.

Let's grade each fighter:


Gabi Garcia: A+

Gabi showed the most skillful display of boxing technique since Floyd Mayweather, possibly making her case for the cover of RING Magazine next month.

Gabi showed a crisp jab along with highly accurate counter punches which were set up from cutting remarkable angles.

Her speed and agility were so effective that she almost resembled a character from The Matrix.

Her footwork was so elite....that it could only be referred to as the "Ali Shuffle, part deux".

After Gabi spent several minutes showcasing elite boxing technique, she finally managed to knock her opponent down from a highly skillful punch which I'll call a standing backfist (using such flawless technique that I've almost got a woodie just thinking about it).

Gabi then mounted her opponent and landed a series of precisely placed hammerfists, which only a master of GnP technique could have landed.

Oh... And she managed such a great performance while only outweighing her opponent by 15 official pounds at the weigh-ins, and probably only 50 pounds on fight night.

The sky's the limit for Gabi in MMA.

Dana, what the fuck are you waiting for? Grab this girl and don't look back!



Fedor: A+

Jaideep was the most skilled MMA fighter on the planet coming in to his Rizin fight, known for his world class TDD and a ground game that would make Jacare Souza blush with pride.

Yet Fedor got the better of him anyway.

Once on the ground, Jaideep clearly looked to showcase his world class ground game and used his legendary guard position to keep Fedor at bay.

But after much expert maneuvering, Fedor was finally able to overcome Jaideep's world class guard and earn a ref stoppage.

This fight will surely be held up as one of the all time greatest fights of our generation.

If Dana wasn't shitting bricks before this fight, clearly he should be now.



King Mo: A+

King Mo KO'd one of the most highly accomplished MMA competitors ever to compete.

After KO'ing such a highly ranked opponent......its likely that King Mo has now written his name into the history books and will surely be getting contract offers from the UFC to headline multi million dollar PPV cards.

King Mo's stock just shot up to the moon.



Rizin: A+

Overall, Rizin has shown us that the UFC isn't the only company capable of showcasing elite MMA and highly competitive matches.

To all the Rizin haters, please take back your hate. Rizin has proven you wrong. They are a force to be reckoned with.