TN Brando Pens Ode To Marge: 'Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body'

“Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” is going viral as we speak.

Source: Vulture

If they’re gonna try to stop us from scrolling on TikTok, then we guess it’s only fair that Congress provides us with some form of entertainment. Call it The Real House Reps of DC. On Thursday night, a House Oversight Committee hearing devolved into what felt like a full-blown reality TV fight when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene suggested that Rep. Jasmine Crockett couldn’t read properly through her “fake eyelashes.” Ultimately, Greene wasn’t disciplined for this remark, so Crockett later pointedly asked the chairman if that meant it was okay to bring up someone’s “bleach blonde, bad-built, butch body.”

Crockett is already selling shirts with the quote, which she said will be part of a larger “clapback collection” funding efforts to flip the House blue. In the meantime, the internet has memorialized the moment the best way it knows how: with memes. As it turns out, Greene’s not the only one who ticks some people’s “B6” boxes.

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