Stone Cold Steve Austin has morphed into an Instagram cat dad, and it’s incredible

Who knew Stone Cold Steve Austin: Cat Dad was something we needed in our life?

Every professional wrestler has phases to their career, but nobody could have predicted a turn for Stone Cold Steve Austin into cat dad. The Texas Rattlesnake has Instagram enraptured with daily posts about the two main felines of his life: Pancho and Macho, chronicling their lives on Broken Skull Ranch in a way only Stone Cold can do it.

Austin is showing off Pancho’s summer trim with commentary only he could pull off.

“What a handsome f****** cat. I’ll tell you what man: That’s a solid-ass cat”

As much as Stone Cold loves Pancho, the cat really knows how to push Steve’s buttons by not listening to him when it’s time for bed.

It’s simply magical to hear Austin scream “PANCHO!” like an action movie star who just dropped his best friend from a helicopter while a cat strolls away, pretending not to hear him.

There’s also details of the cat room he’s built on the ranch, complete with a full A/C system to keep them cool in the Texas summer heat.

Pancho is clearly the main character when it comes to Austin’s cat content, but don’t sleep on his ginger kitten Macho — who is fast becoming a star on his own.

And if you’ve ever said to yourself “What I really need in life is video of Stone Cold Steve Austin petting a cat while “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays,” don’t worry, because he’s got you.

The channel is almost exclusively cat videos, and people are going wild for it. With every post people are more and more in love with Austin for being the most lovable, bad-ass cat dad on the planet. He’s not afraid to call a cat a “motherf*****” when they’ve earned it, and he doesn’t give a damn what people think about it.

And that’s the bottom meow, because Cat Dad Steve Austin said so.