I Wish I Could Unhear This Kate Beckinsale Story
On Monday, Kate Beckinsale appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to promote her upcoming action movie, Wildcat. Instead of discussing how she trained for the fight scenes, Beckinsale said she’s been “on a huge mission” to find out who Bubba from the Epstein files could be. The actress then let Kimmel know that her 26-year-old daughter, Lily, has a boyfriend who recently laid a couple of eggs.
Okay, let’s try to unpack this. Jimmy Kimmel, a man who presumably believes in science, asked if that was British slang for something, but Beckinsale clarified that, no, he’s Jewish and from New Jersey. Of course! Beckinsale seems to believe that the boyfriend went to the bathroom and laid an egg with a “shell and a yolk” that appeared to be “hard-boiled.” “It kind of cooked inside him,” she said, adding that he laid another one soon after. “A week later, my daughter was flying back to New York … I got a text that says, ‘Oh my God, he’s done it again, and now he’s really freaking out,’” she said. Beckinsale also shared that he was allergic to tree nuts, but apparently that’s not an explanation for the egg laying.
Her daughter sent her photos of the egg, but she only showed them to Kimmel and Guillermo Rodriguez because they were “a little bit gross” and “quite medical.” I can’t imagine that her daughter or her boyfriend are okay with Beckinsale airing out this intimate medical issue, but who am I to judge?
The conversation somehow continued on after that. Beckinsale said she texted all of the doctors she knew to get to the bottom of the egg situation, saying that “the whole of America” was involved in figuring it out. Incredible. She said the majority of them told her it was some sort of “complicated masturbation thing,” but she denied that explanation, too. Okay!
A rep for Beckinsale declined to comment on the egg story to People, so it looks like we won’t be getting to the bottom of it anytime soon. Honestly, I’m fine with that — let’s leave this egg-laying New Jerseyan alone!
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