Mother wanted Gary Lineker naked in bath of crisps in new Channel 4 show Mums Make Porn
A MUM-OF-SIX wanted Gary Lineker to sit naked in a bath of Walkers crisps for a new raunchy porn show on Channel 4. Sarah-Louise would have “licked and nibbled all the way down”, but the 58-year-old has expressed his concerns about someone messing with his “cheesy Wotsit.” The former beauty queen from Manchester explained her […]
A MUM-OF-SIX wanted Gary Lineker to sit naked in a bath of Walkers crisps for a new raunchy porn show on Channel 4.
Sarah-Louise would have “licked and nibbled all the way down”, but the 58-year-old has expressed his concerns about someone messing with his “cheesy Wotsit.”
The former beauty queen from Manchester explained her erotic fantasy as part of the upcoming series Mums Make Porn.
Five mothers came together to make an adult movie after they were made aware of the videos their children have access to online.
And Sarah-Louise has picked England football legend Lineker to be the star of the show.
She told the Daily Star: “I would have wanted him in the film.
“I had to pitch my sexual fantasy and my ideal man is former footballer Gary Lineker.
“Picture this now, Gary sat in a bath of cheese and onion Walkers crisps.
“I’d have licked and nibbled all the way down.”
She opted for experience over energy as she claimed she needed “an older man like Gary Lineker.”
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After the outrageous script sent social media into meltdown, Lineker decided to respond on Twitter.
The 58-year-old pundit shared the article and simply wrote: “Must be hard up.”
In response, one fan joked: “Already looking forward to Walkers releasing Porn Cocktail flavour in the near future.”
And Lineker brilliantly replied: “More worried about someone messing with my Cheesy Wotsit.”
