Former escort explains what your man’s job says about his sexual ability and who’s best in the sack – from bankers to builders
A FORMER sex worker has revealed what your man’s job says about his sexual ability, and who’s best in the sack.
Samantha X, whose real name is Amanda Goff, worked as a high class escort in Australia for six years until December 2017 – when she announced she was quitting the industry.
Now the 44-year-old single mum is sharing her experiences, so womne know what to expect in the bedroom – depending on your partner’s occupation.
Writing for News.com.au, and admitting some of her advice is tongue-in-cheek, Samantha claimed a partner’s job is much more important than what they look like.
Here’s how she rates some of the most popular professions, from builders to bankers…
Lawyers
According to Samantha, lawyers are the kinkiest profession of the lot – regardless of whether they’re a criminal barrister, divorce lawyer or tax solicitor.
She says: “If you want a debaucherous night of sex, the lawyer is your man.
“Their penchant for kinky sex never fails to shock. They also tell very entertaining stories and wear good suits.”
Police
Samantha reckons police men are funny, down to Earth and family orientated. But don’t expect a marathon session with an officer of the law.
She says: “The sex is a bit like them: funny, cute and fast. They’re always tired.
“They promise you they will wear their uniform one day, but they never do as they’re too scared of getting caught.”
Accountants
Samantha explains: “They are quite aware their jobs are dull, so seeing ‘ladies’ is their excitement in life.”
Always a gentleman, accountants will bring you chocolates but don’t get them started on tax, unless you want your date to send you to sleep.
IT workers
If you’re looking for a man who’s “good with their hands”, Samantha recommends the IT industry.
But she warns: “Don’t ask them about their jobs as there is a real risk they might actually tell you.
“They love a cuddle, foreplay and smell nice”.
Builders, plumbers etc
Samantha reckons ‘tradies’ are all “pussy cats” in the bedroom, but says they’re a good bet if you’re looking for an honest man.
From her experience as a call girl, she says: “They don’t believe in cheating” and tend to like older women.
How Samantha ranks each job
Lawyers: Kinkiest profession
Police: Most likely to want a quickie
Accountants: Can be boring, always bring chocolates to a date
IT workers: Good with their hands
Builders: ‘Pussycats’ in the bedroom, but won’t cheat
Doctors/surgeons: Great at foreplay
Bankers: Usuaully a flop, because of boozing
Celebs: Another let down
Doctors/surgeons
If you don’t like arrogance, steer clear of doctors, as Samantha warns they often have “a God complex”.
She adds: “They have great stories, and good at foreplay (which you would hope so, as they know human bodies inside out).”
Bankers
Samantha doesn’t rate bankers in the bedroom, explaining: “Sex is usually a flop due to too much booze.”
She said: “Same ilk as lawyers except minus the charm and humour. Huge egos”.
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Celebs
Samantha has also experienced a few famous faces in her day.
But she reveals: “It’s true what they say: the sex is never like it is in the movies.”
We recently revealed how Love Island and TOWIE stars are offered tens of thousands of pounds for sex on a daily basis – and some even ask their agents to set them up with rich businessmen.