Mum cringes when she reads the hilarious message her son has scrawled inside 30 Christmas cards which she’s already sent
ADMIT it – as lovely as it is to receive Christmas cards, writing them can be a total bore. Well in an attempt to liven up this annual chore, Victoria Howlett’s seven-year-old son Oliver decided to add some of his own decorations to his classmates’ cards. Posting images of her son’s scrawls on the Facebook […]
ADMIT it – as lovely as it is to receive Christmas cards, writing them can be a total bore.
Well in an attempt to liven up this annual chore, Victoria Howlett’s seven-year-old son Oliver decided to add some of his own decorations to his classmates’ cards.
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Posting images of her son’s scrawls on the Facebook group The Motherload, Victoria wrote: “My darling child sent 30 of these out.
“This is the only one I checked. Pray for me.”
Where Oliver’s original cards featured a grey cat wearing a Santa hat, the cheeky youngster scribbled all over the “make a wish” and wrote “POO” on the sparkly lining of the hat.
And it only gets worse when you see what’s written inside.
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Instead of writing your generic Christmas message, Oliver invited all his classmates to “eat poop on a dish” before adding in a smiley face for good measure.
And it also looks like he tried to draw said “poop on a dish” before thinking better of it.
Naturally, other members of the Facebook group found the whole thing hilarious.
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One replied: “My son would really get on with yours. Can they be pen pals?”
Another added: “Crying with laughter at poop on a dish.”
Meanwhile, a third replied: “I’d get him a fake poop on a plate for Christmas lunch.”
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