Robert Pattinson has sex with a mermaid and beats up a seagull in bonkers film The Lighthouse
TWILIGHT hunk Robert Pattinson made his new film The Lighthouse in a bid to finally be taken seriously as an actor — but he has instead created the most bonkers movies of the year.
In the 110-minute black-and-white flick, he catches a human head while fishing, has sex with a mermaid – albeit as part of a fantasy – and brutally kills a seagull by smashing it against a concrete block 18 times.
Even crazier scenes see him accidentally chuck two full potties over his own face while trying to empty them, then later insist his fellow lighthouse keeper, played by Willem Dafoe, barks like a dog and crawl on all fours while on a lead.
The strange film, released next Friday, follows the two men as they succumb to the isolation and hallucinations of their job working on the upkeep of a lighthouse on a remote island.
I can’t really say I recommend it, but if you plan on watching it, I have to warn you there are more spoilers ahead.
He also pleasures himself twice, flashes his bum, tries to bury his colleague alive and has near-death experiences when he falls off the side of the lighthouse and gets hit with an axe.
By the end you will be totally confused, watching a naked Rob having his insides get pecked out by the island’s gulls.
Perhaps those aren’t the type of birds he was hoping to attract with his quirky film.
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Unfortunately for Rob, but unsurprisingly, The Lighthouse has been snubbed for awards season despite some good reviews from luvvie critics.
But with a major paycheque on the way for his leading role in The Batman, due in cinemas in June 2021, I doubt he will be losing any sleep over it.
After watching all those mad scenes, I might though.
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