Funny Valentine’s Day memes for 2020

VALENTINES Day is here, and while couples all over the world will be showering one another in love and affection – for some it is very much just a normal day.

Whether you’re newly single, on the hunt for The One, or happily riding solo – there’s a meme for you.

Valentine’s Day quotes

If you’re looking for some cheeky Valentine’s Day themed quotes to lift your mood, check out a few of these.

• “If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
• “If you can stay in love for more than two years you’re on something” – Fran Lebowitz
• “Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” – Jay Leno
• “I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” – Anonymous
• “Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.” – David Letterman
• “I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV” – Tracy Smith
• “If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred pounds” – Unknown
• “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
• “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.” – Oscar Wilde

• “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger
• “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days” – Tim Allen
• “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller
• “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
• “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” – Lewis Black
• “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” – Jim Gaffigan