Kinky couple caught having a lockdown romp in public trolled by police

A KINKY couple caught having a lockdown romp in public have been trolled by police. Cops said they spotted the tipsy pair outside but did not specify where. PC Tom Van Der Wee, of Sussex Police, tweeted: “If you’re going to meet up with your beloved for a picnic please wait until you get home […]

A KINKY couple caught having a lockdown romp in public have been trolled by police.

Cops said they spotted the tipsy pair outside but did not specify where.

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PC Tom Van Der Wee, of Sussex Police, tweeted: “If you’re going to meet up with your beloved for a picnic please wait until you get home before having dessert! “Couple located and suitable words of advice given!”

Sharing a snap of some fluffy pink cuffs, he added: “I can confirm there was no use of handcuffs — fluffy or otherwise. #TheLovePolice.”

The pair appeared to be bending government rules announced last week which made it illegal for people to have sex inside their own home with someone from a different household during the coronavirus outbreak.

One Twitter user joked: “People think ‘I’m not allowed at home but can meet in a park’.”

PC Van Der Wee replied: “To be fair I think it had more to do with the bottle of gin they polished off.”

One follower called Lonnie commented: “Well it was said they you weren’t allowed to meet ‘in the home’ so I guess it was either garden (assuming you have one), or nature. I mean at least they kinda followed the advice.”

Another said: “Did you wait for them to finish?”

One person joked: “Isn’t that called al fresco?”

Clare Neal posted: “Exercise and fresh air! Good citizens I’d say.”