Tino Asprilla says his picture of 12 Apostles applauds him during sex and claims romping helped him score hat-trick
TINO ASPRILLA once bagged a hat-trick for Colombia the night after sneaking a girl into the training camp for a late-night romp. Few ex-footballers talk as openly about their sex life as the former Newcastle forward but then again Asprilla was no ordinary footballer. From a condom business to run-ins with drug barons, the 50-year-old […]
TINO ASPRILLA once bagged a hat-trick for Colombia the night after sneaking a girl into the training camp for a late-night romp.
Few ex-footballers talk as openly about their sex life as the former Newcastle forward but then again Asprilla was no ordinary footballer.
From a condom business to run-ins with drug barons, the 50-year-old has seen it all – and recently opened up on how he likes to relax.
Speaking in an Instagram Live chat with influencer Marcela Reyes, he recalled his hat-trick back in a 1996 international and revealed how Jesus’ disciples smile down on him as he has sex.
Asprilla stated: “I remember that I brought a girl with me into the Colombia camp and as always this hurt me a lot…
“In fact, the next day I scored only three goals.
He added: “In my room there is an image with the 12 Apostles and, when I make love, they applaud me.”
The match in question was a World Cup qualifier in September 1996 that Colombia won 4-1.
An early brace was finished off in the 47th minute as the South Americans continued on their path to France 98.
Later on in the qualification campaign, Asprilla was sent off after brawling with Jose Luis Chilavert in a narrow defeat to Paraguay.
He revealed last year that a hitman with ties to Pablo Escobar rung him up to ask his permission to assassinate the goalkeeper – a situation Asprilla was forced to defuse.
Nowadays, the Colombian is maintaining his sexual health business amid the coronavirus pandemic.
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A global shortage of condoms prompted the ex-winger to commit to delivering 3.5million rubbers – even via drone if necessary.
And Asprilla joked about his own manhood during the Instagram Live.
He remarked: “Do you think I’m one of those who measures their penis? One of those who checks every day if it is longer or shorter?
“Those who do are not sure of themselves. And, I assure you, I never needed to go around with a tape measure in my hand.”