I had such an embarrassing date – she wore a crochet bikini that left little to the imagination in front of my parents
A MAN has recalled a completely embarrassing date he went on at the beach.
He claimed his date wore a crochet bikini in front of his parents that left little to the imagination.
The man, who goes by @m0000ch online, said the date fail occurred at a Chesapeake Bay-area campground where he keeps his camper.
He and his date went to the beach at the campground, and his parents happened to be there too.
He explained that his date, who he had been seeing for a few months, immediately went for a swim in the water while he stayed back and spoke to his parents.
It was when she got out of the water that Mooch realized the terrible mistake his date made.
“She gets out of the water and damn if she wasn’t wearing a crochet bikini that looked like she got it from the Goodwill…” the man stated.
“You know how you crochet a blanket and it’s nice and tight and when it gets old it’s not so tight anymore?
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“The little holes in the crochet are a whole lot bigger than they used to be when you first made it?
“Well yeah, that’s what happens when you buy a Goodwill bikini,” Mooch slammed.
He continued on to say that he ran to the shore to throw a shirt over her, as there were families with children who could see the barely-there bikini.
Mooch has shared several videos about his dating mishaps online, so while the internet was certainly shocked by the story, many people were more concerned about his dating choices.
“Bless her heart!!! …lol and bless yours,” one viewer wrote.
“Sweetheart have you learned from your mistakes….bless your heart,” another added.
“Where in the hell are you picking these girls? “ a third concerned user questioned.
On the bright side, it seems like it was an innocent made by the girl, unlike other people who have turned first dates into complete fails due to their own greed or disinterest in the feelings of others.
That happened to one girl who was on a date with a man who purposely flirted with a group of women because they were “pumping” his tires.
It also happened to a woman who realized her boyfriend was not only cheating on her, but was cheating on several other women at the same time.
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