I know what I want in a Tinder match so came up with a fail-safe question to find out if they have a sense of humour
ONLINE dating can be an absolute minefield. So, in a bid to weed out the frogs on her journey to find her prince, Florence Simpson has come up with a fail-safe question which allows her to instantly see whether or not her potential match has a sense of humour. “I open with ‘Okay I’ll be […]
ONLINE dating can be an absolute minefield.
So, in a bid to weed out the frogs on her journey to find her prince, Florence Simpson has come up with a fail-safe question which allows her to instantly see whether or not her potential match has a sense of humour.
Florence Simpson took to TikTok to reveal the fail-safe statement she always uses to start conversations on Tinder[/caption]“I open with ‘Okay I’ll be your girlfriend’ because it’s funny and it helps me see people’s sense of humour,” she explained.
Florence then went on to rate some of the responses she had received to her bold opening statement.
“Ryan here, ‘That’s a bold statement to make.’
“Yes sir, it is. As I’ve said before, I’m a woman who knows what she wants. And I wanna know if you’re funny or not.
“Hmmm, six out of 10, I did reply I think.”
Lower raters included messages such as “Oh yeh? What makes you so sure?”, which Florence admitted she gets a lot, and “Not after a girlfriend how about something casual”.
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But someone called Toby got Florence’s heckles up as he messaged back saying that he “didn’t even mean to swipe right”.
“Okay sir, okay. Are you just embarrassed that you matched with a fat girl?” she sighed.
“Because you know what, you’d be lucky to be f**king seen with me. Goodbye.”
Responses that Florence did like was the reply from Rob, who wrote, “Your application has been accepted. Congratulations” – getting a 7 out of 10 from his potential new girlfriend.
Some responses were more successful than others, while some proved to Florence that she needn’t respond[/caption]And “Christ, aren’t I lucky?” got a 9 out of 10 from Florence – the highest mark of the evening.
In another video on her TikTok page, Florence admitted that she’d first seen the line on the social media site around six months ago and had been using it ever since because it’s “hilarious”.
She wasn’t the only one who thought so, as commenters were quick to praise her for her confidence and bravado.
“This is class,” someone wrote, while another added: “I NEED YOUR CONFIDENCE”.
A third person wrote: “I tend to tell them a joke and ask for their best dad joke, so many just say hi how are you back.”
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