Firefighters tackle blaze as model village BROTHEL goes up in flames

IT’S a mini emergency as scantily-clad prostitutes dash to safety from a model of a blazing brothel.

The fun figurines are joined by a man running away in his pants and socks as firefighters tackle the flames.

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Scantily-clad prostitutes dash to safety from a model of a blazing brothel[/caption]

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The fun figurines are joined by a man running away in his pants and socks as firefighters tackle the flames[/caption]

The amusing £125 model — one of 1,000 made by German firm Noch — has LED lights to make the fire flicker, cotton wool for smoke and even a sound chip letting off the women’s “flustered screams”.

Noch — which also makes less risqué model village scenes — sets the scene of horror tale in its product description.

It says: “The whole brothel is on fire and ablaze.

“A lightly dressed lady could just save herself on the balcony.

“All the others were able to leave the bordello in a panic.

“Some of them obviously could not even save their clothes.”

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Model maker Noch sets the scene of horror tale in its product description[/caption]

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Noch said: ‘A lightly dressed lady could just save herself on the balcony’[/caption]

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Noch added: ‘The whole brothel is on fire and ablaze’[/caption]

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The model has figures, LED lights to make the fire flicker and a sound chip letting off the women’s ‘flustered screams’[/caption]