I nearly stopped breathing at the name my sister picked for her baby – it’s atrocious, even my parents are disappointed
A HORRIFIED sibling was shocked when she discovered what her sister planned on naming her baby.
She explained that the heart-stopping name sent their family into a frenzy.
Redditor Trashaccount20223 shared the baby name in a post.
The 17-year-old explained that her independent 28-year-old sister had moved to Los Angeles to pursue her dreams.
“My sister has never been close to my family because she moved to LA to become an influencer and is trying to live the LA influencer lifestyle,” she said.
“I don’t care about how she moved away; it’s just that we don’t see her as much and have grown apart, especially since she is so much older than me.”
Recent life updates, however, prompted her family to get involved in her sister’s life.
“She had her baby last week and did not have any idea what to name the baby girl,” she said.
“My sister told us she was thinking of names like Elizabeth, Ashley, Ella, Anna and names like that.”
The traditional girl names pleased her parents, who approved.
“My mom was very happy with those names, as she ALWAYS talks bad about parents who give their babies weird unique names,” she said.
“I was suspicious though, because there was no way that’s actually what my sister was considering for names.”
I nearly stopped breathing it was the biggest mouthful of a name I have ever seen.
Redditor Trashaccount20223
Upon further investigation, her suspicions were confirmed.
“Well, I saw my sister post on Instagram her baby’s name announcement, and I was mortified.
“The poor baby’s name is Kynzlynleigha Everella. (Kin-zlin-lee-uh, Ever-ella).
“I nearly stopped breathing it was the biggest mouthful of a name I have ever seen.”
Despite immediate confrontation, her sister didn’t consider her family’s advice.
“My parents were astonished, and disappointed. We called her and told her how the baby will always get picked on, and she just hung up,” she said.
“I know it is her and her husband’s baby, but the name is atrocious.”
A World of Trouble
Critics agreed that her sister was signing her daughter up for a world of pain.
“I’ve worked in enough kindergarten classrooms to know that poor little Kynzlywhatcha is going to spend a lot of tears learning to spell her name and will probably pick a nickname pretty fast,” said one commenter.
Others said that was the least of the baby’s concerns.
“It’s going to take that kid until she’s in 4th grade to learn how to write her own name,” joked one.
“That kid’s life won’t be easy. I mean, this name is about Elon Musk kid’s level,” said another.
“I have a feeling the little one will have to have graduated University before she will even be able to spell her own name,” agreed a third.
“When I read the title of this post I thought, ‘Well, how bad could it be?’ then I read the name. I think her cat must have run across her keyboard,” said a fourth.