Dems assure voters the USAID cash given to Hamas was just for gay stuff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid the new heightened scrutiny on government spending, Democrats assured Americans that the millions of dollars in USAID funding that they gave to the terrorist group Hamas was only going toward promoting gay stuff.

“Yes, we know it looks bad giving millions of dollars to known terrorists with no accountability,” said Senator Chris Van Hollen. “But we calculated that the risk involved in giving terrorists a bunch of cash was worth it if only it meant that one poor Palestinian kid might question their gender identity or sexuality someday.”

“Everything we gave to Hamas was by the book,” echoed Representative Ilhan Omar. “How could we possibly foresee the unintended consequences of sending large amounts of money to a terror organization and it ending up fueling more terror attacks? No one could have predicted that.”