Playing Mario Kart, access to nightclubs where there's NO BOOZE and sticking to a condom quota: Inside the 'island of tranquillity' which Team GB stars will call home at the Olympics
MIKE KEEGAN IN PARIS: A message from David Beckham, a coffee from the UK's top barista and a warning to put the lid down on the toilet await Team GB's athletes when they arrive at the Olympics.
