Godzilla Update! His Zilla-ness Unwinds After A Euro-Zone Gig and Recounts Recent Events

Goozahyurwatchee Swamp, South Carolina –

The world’s most famous nuclear mutant-cryptid is back stateside after some months “on the run” here and there and sometime spent in the ever-greening Euro-Zone.

We caught up with Godzilla at his campsit...