Hunt bigfoot and aliens with Jose Canseco for only $5,000 in cash

Jose Canseco

Having been recently spurned in his offer to be President Trump’s new chief of staff, the former A’s outfielder has a new adventure planned: hunting for Bigfoot and aliens. And you can travel with Canseco for a mere $5,000 in cash. Canseco tweeted the offer Tuesday: “Go on a Bigfoot and alien Excursion with Jose Canseco contact Morgan Management.” When the Huffington Post called the listed number, it received a text reply that read in part: “Only 5 lucky individuals will get a golden ticket. Oompa loompas ain’t got nothing on Bigfoot. Travel in his custom RV ... You never know what’s gonna happen with Mr. Canseco.” No, you certainly don’t. Last month, Canseco tweeted that aliens had given him the secret to time travel.