Guacamole cheese now exists. Where is your god now?

Guacamole? Universally beloved. Gouda cheese? Pretty great. But just as we've bastardized many of our most cherished snacks, from ramen burgers to pumpkin spice pizza, we just can't leave guacamole — or cheese — alone. So guacamole cheese now exits, in all its swamp-green glory. Where is your god now?