Buy these PC gaming dog toys from HyperX, fellow humans
Dear HyperX, I am a human person. I walk, I sleep, I prepare food, I drive a car. I stare at a strange glowing box for hours. And I pee in a toilet several times a day, despite making my loyal and handsome dog friend go out in the yard. It’s come to my attention that your company, which makes many accessories for the glowing stare box that my owner enjoys I enjoy, is now making some of these items for dogs. I would like some. For my dog. Who is not me, the human who lives in my house.
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