You've got to "dry up the squish" and other notes from the world of cicada-eating
If you read our first coverage of cicada swarm Brood X and were struck with jealousy that the East Coast’s raccoons, frogs, snakes, squirrels, and dogs get to enjoy an “orgy of eating” without you, fret not: There’s still time to get out there and start stuffing handfuls of screaming, fuck-crazed bugs into your maw…