Dear Auntie Spoof: "Where can I buy a mask for me?" by Xenomorph Mavis Davidson

Hello,

Mavis Davidson here. You may remember me from my starring role in Alien, Aliens, Aliens 3, Aliens 4, Alien Ressurection (the one with Winona Ryder) and other cinematic delights. I had a starring role in Tremors 7, and you sometimes see me i…