Spain’s World Famous Matador, El Gazpacho, Is Expected To Make A Full Recovery From His Recent Ass Goring In Tijuana, Mexico

BARCELONA, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine (Madrid) is reporting that the greatest matador to ever enter a bullring will make a full recovery after being gored at Tijuana’s Mrs. Pancho Villa Bullring.

The goring appeared in mid-…