Florida's Rogue, Heartless, Evil Governor Ron "The Punk" DeSantis' Political Days Are Numbered

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - Reports from several reputable news agencies including BuzzFuzz, Boom Boom News, and The Cloud 9 News Agency all agree that the days of the arrogant, sarcastic, labia majora-faced governor Ron DeSantis are numbe…