A Sexy Hooters Waitress In Texas Has Just Received The Biggest Tip In The Franchise's History

DALLAS, Texas - (Satire News) - Dallas Daily Divulger Newspaper reporter Pistolero Gunnster, has just reported that a Hooters waitress named Jazzy Jettler, was recently the recipient of the biggest state in Hooters history.

Miss Jettler, who has b…