One of The American Idol Contestants Is Severely Reprimanded For Touching Her Crotch During Her TV Performance – Much Like Hip Hop Artists Do

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - "American Idol" judges were left shocked and embarrassed after a recent performance by contestant Melanie Doorwax, according to National Rumblings writer Traci Diddle.

In her self-penned song, "Touch Me Where You Know I…