Trump issues bizarre video threatening to 'do things to you that have never been done before'

What. The actual. Fuck.

In the video, a voice that sounds like Donald Trump (but may in fact be an AI-generated interpretation of an angry, revenge-seeking bean burrito) says, "If you fuck around with us, if you do something bad to us, we are going to do things to you that have never been done before."

What? Like ... what?