48-48: Chart

A Festivus in July miracle

Mariners 5, Twins 0

A Festivus for the rest of us: George Kirby, .390 WPA

Accidentally giving a guy your number on the back of your fully-filled-out submarine sandwich punch card: WPA says Mike Ford for a couple key strikeouts but I refuse to award it to him after that monster blast, so: Cal Raleigh, -.081 WPA

Game thread comment of the day:

This is my feeling, exactly. We’re just here to have fun now. Thanks for the fun, George.