Bret Baier Asks Harris To Prove She Moving Forward By Handing Her Baseball Bat, Wheeling Out Caged Biden

WASHINGTON—Offering the vice president a chance to gain the trust of voters skeptical about whether her policies would actually differ from those of the current administration, Fox News host Bret Baier reportedly challenged Kamala Harris Wednesday to prove she was moving forward by handing her a baseball bat and wheeling out a caged President Biden. “Ma’am, you claim your presidency would not simply be a continuation of the past four years, so why don’t you just show that right here, right now?” said Baier, who motioned for his assistant producers to remove the curtain draped over the president’s enclosure, revealing a Joe Biden who appeared confused at first but then comforted to see a familiar face. “I’m putting 30 seconds on the clock, more than enough time to convince the American people you’re a candidate with a unique perspective and agenda. Ma’am, it boils down to a simple yes or no question: Can you separate yourself from the Biden administration or not?” At press time, a visibly perspiring Harris was seen choking up on the bat and slowly raising it over her head.

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