What To Know About ‘Squid Game’ Season 2
Three years after it first premiered, Squid Game is returning to Netflix. Here is what you need to know about the second season of the hit dystopian drama.
Q: When is it coming out?
A: At the exact moment when you get kicked off your ex’s Netflix account.
Q: Will this season also require audiences to read subtitles?
A: No. Execs estimated that enough Americans became fluent in Korean from watching season 1 that subtitles will no longer be available.
Q: Who is joining the cast?
A: Ray Romano has been cast as the voice of the giant doll with laser eyes.
Q: Is this worth pausing my Friends rewatch?
A: Observing a clump of dust blow gently across your kitchen floor is reason enough to pause your Friends rewatch.
Q: Why did Gi-hun dye his hair red?
A: He’s just expressing himself, god!
Q: What themes does season two explore?
A: Greed, sacrifice, and the sick way blood sprays from a human body when crushed.
Q: Who wins this time?
A: Netflix.
Q: Will there be a season three?
A: Yes, my little piggies.
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