Jennifer Lopez Worried Bumble Date Not Coming Back From Bathroom

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Growing increasingly anxious as yet another minute passed without the 56-year-old consultant’s return, Jennifer Lopez reportedly expressed concerns Thursday that her Bumble date was not coming back from the bathroom at the Maybourne Bar. 

“We were really vibing on text, and it seemed things were going pretty good over the first drink, but Rich has been gone for way too long,” said the singer and actress, who nervously tapped her fingers on the booth’s table, peeked down the hallway toward the restroom to look for the divorced father of one, and then told a passing waiter that “they were probably okay” on orders for now. “Jeez, I knew I shouldn’t have talked about my ex so much. I keep doing this. What’s wrong with me? Dammit. Okay, I’ll give it another few minutes, and then I guess I’ll just call an Uber.” 

At press time, sources confirmed that Lopez’s date was in the bathroom desperately watching a clip of This is Me…Now in order to find something to talk about for the remainder of the evening.

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