Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher Volunteer At Local Predator Shelter

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Posing for photos as they cleaned cages, filled food bowls, and went on walks around the block, celebrity couple Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher reportedly spent Wednesday afternoon volunteering at their local predator shelter. 

“Sadly, there are so many sexual predators without loving homes, but we’ve always found them to make great companions,” said Kunis, adding that she and her husband took the time to volunteer after losing their beloved family predator Danny Masterson last year when he went to jail. “Thousands of predators are abandoned here each year just because they have a credible history of sexual assault. But it’s our job to rehabilitate them, silence their accusers, and get them back into happy homes. Just like this little rascal. His name is Diddy!” 

Kutcher was later seen filming a stoic public service announcement in which he remarked upon the devastating effect that believing victims had on all predators in the shelter.

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