Новости за 31.03.2016

Para quem acha que ter alguém dormindo no seu ombro é o pior que pode te acontecer.

Para quem é tão fã de uma série de humor, o pessoal consegue ser bem mal humorado se alguém não concorda com eles.

É muito relaxante, porra.

Pra você, palavrão é vírgula.

"Bom dia, porra, tudo bem aí, caralho?"

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Ainda na escola, você decorou toda a lista de sinônimos de "pênis" no dicionário.

Segura mais uns aí: bráulio, cajado, catatau, choriço, ferro, giromba, gurizão, mastro, pemba, penca, pinguelo, tico, trolha...

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*fingernails on the blackboard*

When a tech giant buys a company that makes software you like, it's hard not be nervous. But Microsoft has made the right move with its latest acquisition. The post Microsoft Delights Devs By Freeing Its Xamarin Coding Tools appeared first on WIRED.

ALMELO - Automobilisten konden woensdag en donderdag gratis parkeren in de parkeergarage Javapark bij het NS-station. Reden voor dit voordeeltje was dat bij de werkzaamheden in de Egbert Gorterstraat een stroomkabel kapot is getrokken die de parkeergarage van stroom voorziet.

Most stories of shootings by police have the same ending: The officers involved won’t face criminal charges.

The Delhi government on Thursday opened 21 mohalla clinics across the city as part of its effort to decongest big hospitals.

LAGOS, Nigeria - Royal Dutch Shell says Italian officials are investigating its role in the purchase of an offshore oil block in Nigeria for more than $1 billion.

LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) — Royal Dutch Shell says Italian officials are investigating its role in the purchase of an offshore oil block in Nigeria for more than $1 billion.

LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) — Royal Dutch Shell says Italian officials are investigating its role in the purchase of an offshore oil block in Nigeria for more than $1 billion.

The United States and Russia will abide by the Syria flights de-confliction mechanism, also known as Memorandum of Understanding (MoU), as long as operations in the Syrian airspace continue, US Department of Defense spokesperson Peter Cook said in a press release on Thursday.

Two bomb explosions on Thursday rocked a district in the Syrian city of Homs, reportedly injuring an unspecified number of civilians, a source in the Homs Mayor's Office said.

'Safety check' a simple way to say you're safe and check on others -- was activated for people in Kolkata due to the collapse of a flyover.

Brookfield Place, a luxury shopping complex that opened last year in lower Manhattan, is a great one-stop shopping alternative for visitors who are only in town for a New York minute.

Branch International is bringing digital financial services to mobile users in an intriguing location.

What's the first rule of fasting club? Talk about fasting all the time, apparently.

NEW YORK (AP) — Stephanie J. Block, Christian Borle and Andrew Rannells will lead the cast of Broadway's revival of "Falsettos."

NEW YORK - Stephanie J. Block, Christian Borle and Andrew Rannells will lead the cast of Broadway's revival of "Falsettos."

NEW YORK (AP) — Stephanie J. Block, Christian Borle and Andrew Rannells will lead the cast of Broadway's revival of "Falsettos."

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MADISON, Wis., March 31 (UPI) -- In Wisconsin, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, may be poised to knock Donald Trump off stride for the first time since Iowa, the first state to vote.

He continued to practise for around 20 years.

The West Indies achieved their “mission” of shattering India's dreams of a World Twenty20 title on home soil after they stunned the hosts by seven wickets to reach the final.