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Oddly mesmerizing.

Here is some very tiny cheesecake.

(And a coin, so you can tell how small it is.)

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The artist behind these pieces is Carissa Rho. She's a 25-year-old freelance writer from the Bahamas.

Carissa Rho

After getting her degree in journalism from Columbia College in Chicago, Rho moved home to the Bahamas, and while she was applying to writing jobs, she started molding miniature food out of clay. Читать дальше...

EAAAGLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!

When Dr. Cox couldn't resist a joke.

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When white people ruined everything for Turk.

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When Elliot got cake.

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When Dr. Cox had a colorful way of saying "get out of my face."

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The truth is in the frame.

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This time a soccer player saw the end times.

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This fate worse than death.

This death-defying maneuver.

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62 going on 69.

Pierce Brosnan (the hottest James Bond ever —CONTROVERSIAL BUT NO DEBATE) is aging like a fine wine that you'd chug alone in a dark, candlelit cabin as you lie naked on a bearskin rug in the foyer next to some water-soluble lube.

YOU HEARD ME.

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But for real — LOOK AT THIS 62-YEAR-OLD MASTERPIECE. ???

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It should be noted that he's filming a movie here... Читать дальше...

You’re already on the bandwagon, you just have to keep it going.

Make a lunch plan for the week and prep everything ahead of time.

Here are 7 healthy lunches you can make ahead of time. And, if you don't care about variety, just make big batches of your favorite protein, vegetables, and maybe a grain, then divvy them up.

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Don't know what to eat for breakfast? Throw a perfectly fried egg on top of a salad, and you're good to go. Читать дальше...

Step up your doodle game.

Darth Vader

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1. Draw a "W."

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2. Put some doodads on the corners.

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3. Close off the openings to make triangles.

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“I’m not having any me time ‘cause I can’t see ME.”

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Viva N Diva says the campaign is about seeing “beauty in a very different way.”

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Neighbors near Mark Zuckerberg's $10 million San Francisco pied-à-terre say the billionaire's security detail is parking illegally, and have circulated a letter — obtained by BuzzFeed News — urging residents to report the vehicles to the local parking authority.

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The letter was distributed this weekend to some residents of Liberty Hill, a neighborhood adjacent to Dolores Park. It claims that Zuckerberg's... Читать дальше...

Kylo Ren forever.

Adam Driver will be hosting SNL this Saturday, and judging by the promos, he'll definitely be bringing some Kylo Ren vibes.

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Look at that perfect brooding Kylo Ren face.

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And that melodramatic dialogue, so Kylo Ren.

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EVERYTHING'S NOT OK.

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True love.

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are a beloved Hollywood couple.

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And on the most recent episode of Anna's podcast, she sat down with Aubrey Plaza for a conversation and it's possible we learned the secret to their relationship: Anna really loves Chris's balls.

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Aubrey: The amount of time and hours you spend with people on a show like that... Читать дальше...

A class action lawsuit has been filed against the company.

A new class-action lawsuit against EOS lip balm claims that the product causes rashes and blisters around users' mouths.

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EOS lip balm is one of the most heavily advertised drugstore products on the market, with celebrities like Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian promoting the product.

Here, Cyrus uses the balm in her "We Can't Stop" music video. Читать дальше...

“I somehow feel this is a little too advanced.”

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Do you have a future daughter? Probably. So name her after these powerful ladies from history.

We know if you’re a true Potterhead.

Endirer que certains croivent qu’il y a trop de fautes, mais sa va comme meme.

CPE, pantacourts et Fatal Bazooka, tout ça nous ramène loin.

Nos iPods ressemblaient à ça.

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Et Facebook ouvrait tout juste au grand public.

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Pirate des Caraïbes 2 devenait le plus gros succès étranger de l'année dans nos salles...

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... devancé en nombre d'entrées par Les Bronzés 3... Читать дальше...

And everything is under $50!

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The retailer teamed up with Hillary Kerr and Katherine Power, founders of fashion website Who What Wear, for the collection.

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Put down your pitchforks. I have proof.

We all love Harry Potter. We have been dedicated to the boy who lived for almost 20 years now, since the initial release of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

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"What's that?" I hear you say, if you are an American person. "Philosopher's Stone? Don't you mean Sorcerer's Stone?"

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No, American person, I mean Philosopher's Stone. Читать дальше...

Guys, everything is fine.

You might have heard by now that Jennifer Lawrence was pretty nervous to film her first sex scene with Chris Pratt for Passengers.

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So nervous, in fact, that she got drunk.

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You are, perhaps, also aware that Chris Pratt and his IRL wife, Anna Faris, are the best couple in the world.

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Allemagne, on t’aime, mais… parfois tu vas trop loin.

Cette boisson énergisante.

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Ce distributeur automatique.

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Cet en-cas léger.

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N’ayez pas une vision du sexe trop restrictive!

Faites l'amour sans rechercher l'orgasme.

Vous connaissez le proverbe qui dit tout vient à point à qui sait attendre? Et bien, pour l'orgasme, c'est un peu pareil. Si vous vous concentrez trop sur lui, vous risquez de gâcher un bon moment. Donc, au lieu d'en faire un objectif final, contentez-vous d'être présent-e et de vous sentir vraiment, vraiment bien.

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FINALLY!

Elle magazine just revealed five covers for its Women In TV issue, starring Priyanka Chopra, Taraji P. Henson, Viola Davis, Olivia Wilde, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

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Last year, only three women of color were featured on the magazine's cover for all of 2015, so they really stepped their game up with Chopra, Henson, and Davis each taking a cover for the special issue!

How we feel.

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ON JIMMY KIMMEL. Sorry.

We're all excited for The X-Files reboot, but we're all wondering the same thing: WILL MULDER AND SCULLY FINALLY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER?

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Chris Carter knows they're in love.

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Skinner knows they're in love.

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Mulder won't admit it BUT WE KNOW YOU LOVE HER, MULDER.