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Jennifer Lopez has been announced as the recipient of this year’s Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at the MTV Video Music Awards, which is a real triumph for beautiful women with thin voices dancing well under green lasers and on stoops.

DAMROSCH PARK, NEW YORK — Dancing tias and teens commandeer the aisles before the performers even enter stage left. Beer, sweat, and laughter permeate the air like the holy trinity of every good fiesta. The message, for once, is not to assimilate, but to celebrate and relish in the Latinx community’s roots. The Selena…

On Tuesday, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Twitter account asked us to: “Share the plot of your favorite movie in five words.” Being the bunch’a bored hags we are, the staff at Jezebel decided to accept the challenge. Can you guess which movie’s plot we’re describing?

Pants are not for everyone. Shoes, also same. Shirts—everyone loves those, right? Seems like those three items required for public life got a little confused here on the eternally ageless body of Jennifer Lopez.

As longstanding calls from activists to abolish Immigration and Customs Enforcement have gained steam in the wake of the family separation crisis, and as more politicians and candidates for office take up the rallying cry, there has been a spate of articles and op-eds all asking the same questions: What does abolish…

New York Times best-selling author Jessica Knoll’s second novel, The Favorite Sister, is set on a fictitious reality show called Goal Diggars—a sort of Real Housewives meets Project Runway where five female entrepreneurs turn their startup business narratives into familiar Bravo plot lines. While they raise capital…

Tragic: two kids broke up recently, E! News confirmed via Instagram story posts from each infant.

Debbie Horsfield, writer of the comically sexy Poldark adaptation that got the whole world interesting in scything, plans to tackle Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo.

Iceland is currently enjoying its time in the spotlight as one of the trendiest vacation destinations on the planet, and for good reason: there’s a unique landscape of natural beauty to explore, Reykjavik is a colorful city full of delicious food and surprisingly great shopping, and the culture is just all around…

The race for Virgina’s 5th Congressional District has become unexpectedly embroiled in a controversy over “Bigfoot erotica.” This is all deeply unfair..... to the noble art of writing about sexy monsters, aliens, and assorted cryptids, a genre which doesn’t deserve to be associated with some rightwing asshole.

Sorel at Nordstrom Rack, extra discounts from Marmot, a huge & Other Stories sale, and more lead Tuesday’s best lifestyle deals.

Tiffany Haddish is on the cover of the September issue of Glamour, which means we’ve got a new Tiffany Haddish profile on our hands, which means we’ve got more answers to the question of who bit Beyoncé in case anyone still cares to solve that mystery, which seems pretty much solved already at this point but…

Chloe Grace Moretz went on Watch What Happens Live to promote her upcoming film The Miseducation of Cameron Post (the first of two dramas about 1990s-era gay conversion therapy to be released this year) and was forced to (willingly agreed to?) take part in the show’s potentially scripted yet enjoyable call-in segment,…

A judge has found that officials at a Texas facility have been giving migrant children in their custody psychotropic medications without permission from their parents or guardians, violating state child welfare laws, reports the Washington Post.

Perhaps this is not news to anyone reading this, but it is news to me—were you all aware that Ivanka Trump dated Topher Grace? Well they did. 

In Alice Bolin’s book Dead Girls, she describes going to a karaoke bar by herself, soon after moving to Los Angeles. When it’s her turn to sing, she announces to everyone in the bar that she is “new in town and had no friends.” It reads like something that would happen right before the meet-cute in a romantic comedy…

A faction of attorneys general from Washington state, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Maryland and DC are suing the Trump administration to block a Texas company from publishing blueprints for 3D-printed guns. Yes, the world is a hellscape. The Associated Press reports that…

Get well soon, MoviePass! The subscription service that lets you watch an unlimited amount of movies in theaters for $10 a month has not been feeling so hot lately—which spells the end of a very cool dream for its two million and counting subscribers.

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According to a report in HuffPo, Beyoncé will be on the cover of Vogue’s upcoming September issue (that’s the big, important one), which is rumored to be Anna Wintour’s last. But we have known this, or at least those of us who read Celebitchy have. The real story this week is that Beyoncé is “contractually obligated”…

*Extremely Italian stereotype voice* Mamma mia! Itsah been a spicy, spicy year!

At this point, it’s continuously warm enough to hike (though sometimes a little too warm), and Marmot is thinking about getting you geared up and outside for less. Right now, Marmot is taking 50% off all of last year’s gear, plus you can use the code SAVE20 and get an extra 20% off at checkout. Plan your next camping…

A gay man has accused the staff at Alaska Airlines of telling his partner to give up his seat so that a straight couple could sit next to each other.

A couple of guys with goatees plus one woman stole a shark from a Texas aquarium on Monday by passing it off as a baby. “Oh, this 3-foot long thing with fins that’s dripping wet and trying to eat the stroller? This is our child. Her name is Terri, she’s teething,” they probably said.

Charges have been filed against a Pennsylvania pediatrician who in January was arrested for molesting more than two dozen children, in many cases while their parents were in the exam room.