Новости за 05.01.2021

A good shower can be the ultimate oasis for a challenging day, and we’ve all had our fair share of those. Personally, I prefer a handheld option for comfort and versatility, but everyone is different.

The biggest night of board-approved music that supposedly sounds both classic and hip but largely just ends up kind of middling has been put on hold. The 2021 Grammy Awards, once scheduled for January 31, have been pushed back as covid-19 cases in its host city of Los Angeles surge.

The internet, possibly the entire Milky Way Galaxy, was shaken to the innermost layer of its nucleus when John Roderick, podcaster and friend of Ken Jennings, shared a story of teaching his child to use a can opener. In said story, Roderick tweeted that his sweet precious child approached him, claiming she was hungry,…

Life works in mysterious ways, doling out second chances to those who don’t often deserve them. Your childhood bully who made middle school a living hell is probably working at J.P. Morgan right now. A boss you did not like managed to fall upwards. And Anthony Weiner, a former Congressman who is now a registered sex…

First, there were monoliths, then giant wooden dicks in Germany, and now 2021 has decided to top its predecessor with a gigantic vulva in Brazil. We are truly in a golden age of giant objects in the wilderness, people. The sculpture, which is of a bright red vulva nestled into a hill in an art park in Brazil’s Mata…

Larsa Pippen is famous for “doing things,” like going to the same plastic surgeons as once bestie Kimmie Kardashian, or being a former Real Housewives of Miami star for a brief flash—even if the television viewing audience has agreed amongst ourselves to forget that.

A few months into the covid-19 pandemic, when social distancing ordinances and lockdowns became commonplace, I noticed that a lot of people were online shopping. OK, fine, no shit Sherlock, what an observation, but it really did feel like those of us who managed to maintain gainful employment during the disaster that…

Sleek West Coast ministry Churchome is, by all accounts, poised to become the next big name in mega-church circles, now that Hillsong’s once illustrious reputation has fallen into disrepair. Once called City Church, it has a glitzy new board of directors, effective January 1; Among them are venture capitalists,…

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Missouri Senator Josh Hawley, owner of the most punchable face in all of Congress, has been doing his very best to set himself up for a presidential run in 2024 as a Trumpian white populist. Just last week, in a clear bid to win the hearts of Trump supporters everywhere, Hawley announced that he would object to…

The second quarantined season of The Bachelor franchise premiered on Monday night, filmed at the Nemacolin Resort in Farmington, Pennsylvania. Why has it taken producers decades to figure out they could film an entire season in an East Coast fall? The trees literally look like pumpkin spice lattes and “Christian Girl…

I didn’t think that I’d be spending any nibble of 2021 defending Candace Cameron Bure as vehemently as I did in 2020, but it seems like people can’t leave her ass alone. This time, everyone’s all floppy because the holiday photos she posted looks Photoshopped, and honestly, I say this from the bottom of my heart, WHO…

Police have arrested Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys, days ahead of the far right’s plans to hold mass protests in the Capitol against the 2020 election results.

Well, what do you know: The gun-loving congresswoman who owns a gun-themed restaurant would like to carry her gun around Capitol Hill.

I’ve never bothered to learn the name of the Whole Foods CEO (it’s John Mackey), and yet now I must learn of his thoughts on healthcare.

At the beginning of every new year a few particularly zany news events or Twitter memes occur and it leads everyone to comment that the year already has “chaotic energy.” Every year it strikes me as a bit of a cliche, but what if this year it were true?

Meghan McCain was back on The View on Monday after giving birth to a baby she and her Federalist husband named Liberty (of course), and McCain had an incredible epiphany to share with her fellow co-hosts: At the age of 36, she has finally realized it’s truly fucked up that many women in the U.S. don’t have paid family…

Over the course of 12 seasons, RuPaul’s Drag Race has gone from a brilliantly campy send-up of America’s Next Top Model which cleverly obfuscated one of the best talent competitions to ever exist on television, to a certified international cultural juggernaut. And with great revenues come great responsibility—the show…

Once, in the dark ages, humans donned cloth and polyester strips for our brief excursions into the realms of water. Though hardly “protective,” these scant coverings provided some semblance of puritanical modesty in a crowd. But that was then. Now, those meager strips of woven fiber have transcended their design into…