Новости за 02.04.2021

According to a report by The Intercept, a soldier at Fort Sill in Oklahoma filed a formal report of sexual assault last week. In the report, the soldier accuses 22 different service members of assaulting her and identifies 7 of them directly. The assaults allegedly occurred over multiple incidents while the soldier…

The FBI inquiry into whether Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old has expanded overnight to include allegations that Gaetz paid for sex with multiple women online. The New York Times reports that Gaetz and another man have been accused of using the website Seeking…

This week marks the 32nd anniversary of the release of the cult classic film Heathers, an inauspicious milestone that nonetheless reminds me that I am becoming old. Released in 1989 at the cusp of Winona Ryder’s meteoric rise, Heathers used extremely of-its-time dark humor to spoof suburban white high school culture,…

In the grand Cousin Matthew tradition of charismatic and good-looking men getting too famous for their own ensemble soap operas about rich English people, Regé-Jean Page, who plays Simon Basset on Netflix’s Bridgerton will not be returning for season two.

On Wednesday our old friends Mark and Patricia McCloskey, two vindictive lawyers whose improper use of their firearms made them improbable spokespeople for the right to bear arms and/or shoot protestors, graced Missouri’s capitol to string together some words that were ostensibly about a voting bill. The bill in…

Of all the public transportation hubs in the beautiful city of New York, Penn Station was by far the worst. Port Authority is bad, but has its own itinerant charms; Grand Central is beautiful and I am intimately familiar with its inner-workings, which means travel anxiety does not kick in when I have to hop on the…

Hoppy Easter! The Good Friday episode of The Drew Barrymore Show was blessed with a series of pop-up appearances from an Easter Bunny, who interrupted Barrymore for the ostensible purpose of an audience challenge (at the end of the show, one lucky Virtual Friends & Family member was asked to recount what the Bunny was…

Twitch trends come and go, but one thing remains constant: the endless debate around what women should be allowed to wear on the platform. Now it comes in a summery new flavor: hot tub streams. Recently, streamers have declared these broadcasts the new “meta,” outraging the usual suspects—but also leading some female…

New Lady Gaga Wigs just dropped! I am going to steal all of them and then her life so that I am the new star of House of Gucci and not her.

The golden rule of any Housewives franchise is that the adults on the show are not allowed to talk about the children of their castmates. However, if the child is an adult who appears on the show multiple times and even gets solo interviews on episodes, then that rule can fly right out the window. Such is the case of …

Every year, I try to remember that April 1 is a terrible time to be online, especially for the gullible and the easily fooled. Last year, everyone was too traumatized to participate in this “tradition,” and this year, I thought that we’d be spared the “fun” of “pranks.” I am wrong. I am a dumbass. Michael Strahan, you…

Marjorie Taylor Greene is the official gym rat of the United States Congress. The 46-year-old Republican freshman Congresswoman divides her day between peddling right-wing conspiracy theories, antagonizing transgender people, and working out wherever she can, be it her home gym or her Washington, D.C. hotel room. And…

Anna Sorokin—also known as Anna Delvey, the alias Sorokin used while posing as a wealthy German heiress and scamming her way around New York City—is reportedly being detained by ICE. Insider reports that Sorokin, who was born in Russia but is from Germany, has been in ICE custody since March 25. She was apparently …

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Earlier this week, Florida Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz responded to news that he was under federal investigation for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old-girl and paying for her travel by going on Tucker Carlson’s show and saying “it is verifiably false that I have traveled with a…

Earlier this week, Arkansas became the first state to pass a bill making it illegal for doctors to provide gender-affirming medical care to trans kids—just the latest piece of anti-trans legislation in a year that has already seen a record number of bills targeting trans youth.

Earlier this month, Sofia Vergara won a court case over the future of embryos she stored with ex-husband Nick Loeb, “[banning] Loeb from bringing the embryos to term” without Vergara’s express permission. After filing some last minute objections with the court, Page Six reports that a Los Angeles Superior Court Judge…