Новости за 18.05.2021

In yet another incident of propulsive pussy, Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candle has reportedly exploded again, causing a fire in an unsuspecting vagina candle purchaser’s home. In January, a British woman named Jody Thompson claimed the infamous brand’s “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle “exploded and emitted…

The rehabilitation of President Bush continues, this time, courtesy of his wife, Laura Bush, and pop star turned talk show host, Kelly Clarkson. On Monday, the former First Lady spoke with Clarkson about her teaching days, summer book recommendations for kids, and who gets stuck doing the dishes more often between her…

Throughout the 1980's Gerald Marie, an agent with Elite Model Management in Paris, was responsible for launching the careers of some of the most recognizable faces in the industry, including that of his ex-wife Linda Evangelista. But for years those in his circle quietly whispered accusations that Marie was a sexual…

Shahs of Sunset went on hiatus May 2020 after a troubling end to Season 8, which saw such moments as Reza Farahan shout down Mercedes Javid at a party with the infamous line: “Your uterus exploded because you had an abortion!” How they initially fell out was somewhat confusing—it had something to do with a game of…

Do you ever feel like casting directors have given up entirely on their jobs? Well, if you’re broken on the ground trying to figure out how Ben Platt is still playing a high school student, then you are certainly not alone. On Tuesday morning, Universal Pictures released the first trailer for Dear Evan Hansen, a film…

Here’s what I know about Joe Rogan: He was the host of Fear Factor or something back in the 2000s, he is involved with UFC shit, and he has a podcast that a lot of dudes like. As someone who rarely watched Fear Factor, doesn’t give a shit about UFC, and gives even less of a shit about podcasts, this man is of little…

There was once a period in history, before Mona Scott and Andy Cohen defined an entire genre, where reality television was only 10 percent script and 90 percent real humans doing real human things for the entertainment of other real people. One of the scions of this golden era of reality television was Wife Swap—not…

On Sunday night, I melted into my couch and watched all five hours of Halston in a single sitting, forgetting a pan of chicken cooling on the oven for so long I had to throw it out, which infuriates me.

There are two things I love with unconditional passion in this world. The first is my dog and the second is anything that Megan Rapinoe endorses. She is the Regina George of my life. Megan Rapinoe wore a bucket hat during the WNBA wubble, so I bought a bucket hat. She did a commercial for Subway, so I ate Subway. She …

For all that Republicans tout the values of hard work, one of their most cherished beliefs is that the lives of working people should be as miserable as possible. The latest data point? Almost two dozen Republican governors have en masse decided to take thousands of dollars out of the pockets of their unemployed…

This year’s Horny Time is especially horny and confounding in equal measure, as famous people emerge from the pandemic paired up in interesting, unforeseen ways. One such pairing is that of Olivia Munn and John Mulaney, two famous people who “met in church” and are now “in love” even though Mulaney JUST got out of…

Some 39 million Americans will begin receiving monthly checks from the federal government in July as part of the expanded child tax credits Democrats passed in the latest covid relief package.

A little less than a month since WW Norton halted production of Blake Bailey’s Philip Roth biography, it has been announced that Bailey will soon share a publisher with a number of Trump allies and accused sexual abusers.

On Monday, White House press secretary Jen Psaki managed to comment on the Supreme Court’s decision to take up Mississippi’s 15-week abortion ban case without using the word “abortion” once.

It turns out that working long hours—the thing we’re required to do in order to live, in our current societal arrangement—is also the very thing that might end up significantly shortening our lives.

In a series of scathing reports Sunday, The New York Times, Daily Beast, and Wall Street Journal wrote varying accounts of Bill Gates’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, which was reportedly much closer than previously imagined. The Times also reported allegations that he had a “reputation for questionable conduct in…

On the heels of the revelation that his fellow New York Times columnist David Brooks had a paid side gig at a project funded in part by Facebook that he neglected to mention he was being paid for when writing positively about the project in the pages of the Times, it now turns out that Bret Stephens also has…