Despite My Good Intentions, I’ve Returned From the Beach With More Seashells
I spent this past week in my favorite state in this wretched country: Florida. It’s an embarrassing truth to admit for a long list of reasons, most of which would get my writing banned in said state if I were to speak truthfully about them. But high on the list of reasons to love Florida are its beautiful beaches, which provide me with ample opportunity to live out my true calling in this life: collecting sea shells. Over the last few days, I didn't gaze out at the soothing Gulf Coast horizon or... Читать дальше...