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TheSun.co.uk
Май
2019

Men given very tongue-in-cheek vasectomy cakes after getting the snip and we’re not sure they’d cheer you up

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MEN have posted pictures of cakes their wives have baked them after their vasectomy and we’re not sure how much they’d cheer us up.

The procedure itself is pretty simple but can leave a bloke pretty sore – so a supportive partner is a must.

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Some of these guys received less than sympathetic treats from their spouses after going for a vasectomy[/caption]

But these women might have missed the mark with some very tongue-in-cheek messages.

A vasectomy – or ‘the snip’ – is an op which seals sperm tubes to prevent pregnancy.

It does not stop men from having sex or ejaculating, but simply prevents sperm from entering the semen.

It only takes around 15 minutes, but can leave your testicles bruised, swollen or painful.

So we bet these blokes were none too pleased when their other-halves greeted them with some less than sympathetic treats.

From crude jokes and marzipan sperm to a ‘snip snip survival kit’ and lots of scissors, these cakes poke fun at guys’ misfortunate with some hilarious results.

Take a look at the best – or worst – below.

R.I.P  little guy

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This chocolate R.I.P cake certainly wouldn’t cheer many people up after the snip[/caption]

Painful reminder

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No bloke wants to see a pair of scissors immediately after a surgeon’s taken a knife to their crown jewels[/caption]

What a stitch-up

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This graphic representation would scare men out of getting the procedure – or indeed eating the cake[/caption]

Harsh truth

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There is no beating about the bush with this cake[/caption]

Final resting place

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This cake paid homage to Chad’s swimmers[/caption]

Knocked it up in 5 minutes

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At least this guy’s partner is being completely honest[/caption]

Sweet reward

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A nice reward after a gruelling procedure[/caption]

Just nut on

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This tongue-in-cheek play on words will certainly make them smile[/caption]

Target practice

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Hopefully this will take their mind of the the procedure[/caption]

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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Cutting out the past

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A painful goodbye to an old friend[/caption]

Swimming away

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There’s no bringing back these swimmers[/caption]

No beating around the bush

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We guess a pizza cookie makes everything better[/caption]

Well earned retirement

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Swimming off one last time[/caption]

Sore snip

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This would make many turn off the procedure[/caption]

Happy V-Day

Marking the special occasion
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