A 63-Year-Old Grandmother From La Brea Is Crowned The New California State Skateboarding Champion

PLACENTIA, California - (Sports Satire) - The skateboarding world has been turned on its head, as the new California State Skateboarding Championship winner is a retired 63-year-old Denny's waitress from La Brea.

Mildred Millabox, told Buckaroo Ka…