Conservatives' 'anti-woke' alternative to Disney has finally arrived

As fanfare blares, female sprinters at the starting line suspiciously eye a man in a wig. A hulking, goateed wrestler slams a woman half his size to the mat. An ominous voice-over intones that women's sports are being "trans-formed."

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