Patrick Kluivert opens up on his love for Geordie nightlife and 'my man' Craig Bellamy, why he QUIT AT 31 after a glorious career... and his brutal sacking as a manager in Turkey (days after we went to see him)

CRAIG HOPE IN ADANA, TURKEY: It was beneath a late autumn sun that we found Patrick Kluivert by the scorched banks of the Seyhan, with the grand Sabanci Mosque blaring back across the river.