Новости за 03.09.2018

Steve Bannon, a sack of rotting beans stuffed inside some stitched-together skin, has been invited to speak at the upcoming New Yorker Festival.

I was recently informed of the existence of something called the “Uncrustable,” a soft hunk of bread type-thing filled with peanut butter and jelly. Uncrustables are not new—the Uncrustable “sandwich” was invented in 1995 and sold to Smuckers in 1999, according to several detailed histories online—but I do not have…

Last week, the kind folks at Fox News ran an EXPLOSIVE story on Geoffrey Owens, an actor whose credits include The Cosby Show and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Did Owens sexually assault someone? Get charged with a DWI? Tweet something racist? WORSE: Owens was “spotted bagging groceries” at a Trader Joe’s in New…

Since America can’t seem to appreciate Roseanne Barr’s hilarious racism, she plans to start toting her bigoted charms around a new country—Israel. How nice for them!

It’s 2018, and your vacuum shouldn’t have a cord anymore. Dyson’s V-series stick vacs have long been go-to cordless options, but the powerful new V10 is arguably the first that can truly, completely replace a corded vacuum, at least for smaller homes. In fact, Dyson has said that it’s stopped developing corded…

The family of a 27-year-old Nevada woman who died in police custody last year has sued the county sheriff’s office, accusing deputies of failing to provide her with necessary medical attention when she asked for it, thus contributing to her death. According to the suit, deputies also failed to notice that she had been…

One of the only things I enjoyed about the 2016 presidential election was how much everyone fucking hated Ted Cruz. Somehow, even with the tonsil stones, Zodiac killer rumors, and Craig Mazin tweets about Cruz’s college masturbation habits, Cruz managed to stay in the Republican primary race until the very end. But…

It’s been a long season for celebrity news—remember when Azealia Banks hid in Elon Musk’s house? When Nicki Minaj blamed Travis Scott for her poor album sales? Drake’s secret baby? Kanye West stanning for Donald Trump? Gang’s all here, albeit in animated form, in Childish Gambino’s new video for “Feels Like Summer,”…

Interview, the splashy art and fashion magazine founded by Andy Warhol in 1969, and more recently known as the industry shysters notorious for not paying their contributors, is expected to relaunch this month after their sudden shutdown in May. They have now officially established that they are not repaying their…